spooky stuff

man from alkab: okay so if someone u dunno ever knocks at ur door or ring bell?? u gotta ask who they are and if they say "man from alkab" u gotta ask "where from alkab" and then they says "yoho" and u ask "where from yoho" and then they says "420 wyld's bloom" and then u gotta say "we don't know any1 from there" and then he say "ok" and leave. this is good bcsu he's a dangerous cannebale.

graveyard ghost: this comes from my mate dimas he was riding him bi cycle one night and passed by the maqbara and guess what?? he saw ghosst it were a strange light coming from top of misty hill and the ghost raised their arms and screamt. . dimas ride his bike away and gives ghost the "bird"?? but guess what it were no ghost . what was it ???? prolyy grandma deniz shes got. old ppl problems . i praty for her in church becus mum and pa asked me to..

ill modo: in ill modo tehey dont worship the wheel??? they worship "dome" instead im agine that but not too much its rly sad and scary.. no wonder they called "ill modo". u know what?? even spookier is "origin" of "dome" . can u guess from where??? is bcus rfirst modo man got "domed". "dome" = slang for head or gettin hit in haead i know bcus i listen to a lot of hiphop. it s sad and now they worship first modo man because he got "domed" . . sad

crab spiders: they excist

banafsi pete: if u ever on boat trip (or ferry w/e)) and meet man call heimself "banafsi pete" u have to say pray out loud nine times . why??? because he dead thas right banafis pete is dead so if u meet him he a ghost . and will eta ur soul or rob ur tresure i dunno rly i duno much about . ppriates. they scary though already so ghost pirate??? even worse..

cursed video games: all sort of stuff can be cursedd so why not vidoe games guess what they can be. . told u so. now if weird game appear in ur house outta nowhere u gotta ask . "mum dad did u buy new video game??" and if they says no . then u gotta check that cover maybe call grandma too and ur aunt. but if name of game weird??? prolly cursed.. examles of cursed game name: "paredolia" "meatfest 2000" "bubsy 3d" "hardacre pi" "i am the devil" "buttoxxx" "wild wwoody"